One of my socks in purple with anchors on and the other is orange with hearts.

I think I'm just going to go out and buy ten dozen pairs of socks, all the same (non-white, non-black) color and style, so that I don't have to worry about finding matched socks or doing sock laundry for about four months.

My veins throb for these socks and yet I have no monies.

I'm wearing kick ass, knee high, blue harlequin socks for medicinal reasons but I look damn stylish while doing so.

I have thigh highs socks on and they're helping me remember that I have legs.

I thought knee-length thermal socks were only good for chilly football games and the like, but I LOVE wearing them to work.

I have one sock on and one sock off and it feels really awesome.

I don't have enough socks.

Me and Lurky (the plushy murloc) are going to see about spending my Sock Dreams and Glass vouchers whilst rocking out to my new CDs.

My sock drawer is not really more of a sex toy and condom drawer.